BON: Leader of the Panty Mafia and overall dickweed. (learn more)

GRISWOLD: An assless chap wearin’ cyborg who can take, and dish out, a goddamn beating. (learn more)

HEN-TIE: Kern’s ex-lover, Bon’s current lover, she’s a hen with a tie and the best sniper in the Panty Mafia. (learn more)

BERA: Just…a monster. (learn more)